Get Me Off by: Penny Wylder

No guy has ever been able to get me off. It was my little secret.
Until I accidentally told the whole world.
Spilling something so humiliating on my social media is bad enough, I never expected anyone to actually message me about it. Especially not someone as smug and sexy as Heath “O Maker” James.
He tells me he doesn’t just THINK he can get me off—he knows it.
As hot as he is, he’s a total stranger. I shouldn’t give him the time of day.
But the more he talks… the more he tells me all the dirty things he wants to do to me…
The more I can’t say no.
And once Heath gets his way, I’ll be only screaming one word:


4.5 STARS!!!!!

This book is a short read but to me it was worth it, especially if you like a lot of sex in a book.

Have you ever posted something on social media that you really didn’t mean to post and people ran away with it. Well, if you have you can relate to this story. Callista was talking to her friend on instant messenger and some pop up ads come up apparently she clicked off of instant messenger while she was at it and the post that was meant to go to her friend went to her twitter account.

She did not realize that until later when her friend told her to look on her computer. She was trying to make her friend feel better about her crappy relationships when she told the world that no man had ever given her an orgasm. She was horrified.

While she was freaking out with her friend she got a message on twitter from Heath ‘O-Maker’ James. He is telling her he can help her out with her problem. She tells him that he doesn’t eve know her, and he informs her that her Instagram is posted on her account and he thinks she is very beautiful. She mentions about distance and he informs her he is not that far away that her location shows up when she is messaging him.

She is starting to freak out a little and her best friend sends her a link to his twitter account. There are a lot of messages from other women thanking him for their time together. Then she tells him that since he knows what she looks like that it is only far that she see what he looks like. He sends her a link to his Instagram account and is blown away by his looks. He is beautiful and his eyes are to die for.

They talk for a few more minutes she is telling him she likes his dog. They talk for a few more minutes about his dog. After one steamy post she closes out of her account and lays there to try to get some sleep but the words he used are running through her mind.

Heath O-Maker James: No, nothing like that. I just like sex and making women feel good. If you’ve never had a guy make you come before chances are he’s doing something wrong. You need to be with someone who knows what they’re doing. I can make your pussy explode just by using my fingers, and I’m far better with my tongue. Do you like to have your pussy eaten?

When she gets up the next morning she goes to her favorite coffee shop and the girl looks are her hard and when she gets her coffee the name of the coffee cup has her confused. It said No-O. People in the shop are looking at her and giggling behind their hands. When she gets outside she throws the coffee away afraid of what they did to it. She searches No-O and then she sees a picture of her with her twitter post about not ever having an orgasm.

She is appalled that people were trending her. She rushed to the subway to get away from the coffee shop and get her shopping done. While in the subway a man comes up to her foul-smelling breath and all getting into her personal space asking if he knew her. She said no and then he tells her where he recognizes  her from twitter. She tries to get away but he keeps pulling her close and reaching between her legs telling her he can make her come in about ten minutes.

She is starting to get scared because she is scared she is going to me molested right on the subway. The next thing she knew he was gone and some guy had him on the ground punching him. Then they reach a stop and the guy takes her hand and pulls her off the train. After a few minutes he looks down at her and that is when she realizes who he is. Its Heath.

She is shocked and he tells her he is here to do some shopping that is why he was on the train. They hold hands and start towards the shops. She asks him about people staring at them and he pulls out his phone then shows him his twitter feed. It is pictures of them holding hands.

They go shopping for her boss and she gets him to try on some sweaters. Well, he tells her he needs helps and when she goes into the dressing room it gets heated until they are caught. They go out of the store and laugh about what just happened. He takes her to a hotel where it gets really heated.

When she wakes up the next day she is almost late for work so she is in a rush but not because of him. He asks her for a kiss and she gives him a quick peck then goes to work. She can’t contain the smile on her face and her friend sees it then she tells her friend everything that happened. Her friend posts a tweet on twitter and she can not believe she done that. While she is looking on twitter she sees a cute post from Heath and some others that get her hackles up.

When he calls her later to have a drink she finds out that what he put on twitter that made her upset was about her. They go for a drink and during that time things get heated in an office. After he had turned his back on a female that wanted his attention. He takes her home and she gets a message on twitter.

When she sees it her whole world crashes. She is so upset that she called his number but after the third time a females answers and it makes it even worse. She cries and is so upset the next day her friend is worried about her. She tells her everything over lunch and her friend is pissed of for her.

They go to the company Christmas party that night even thought she really doesn’t want to and her friend asks her to get a picture with her because they look hot. She doesn’t really want to but she does anyway and her friend puts it on social media. Later she is talking to a group of guys who just seem to stare at her legs and boobs. She looks up and sees Heath.

He tells her what she thinks she knows is not true and tells her what happened.

Do they make up?

That is for you to read and find out.

Until next time: Happy Reading.


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